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Monday, September 8, 2014

10 Lies that Every Girl, Ever, Tells Herself.

I can totally save money by buying these off-brand razors. Only a dollar? Great. My skin will definitely adapt. 


Sleeping with my hair in a bun won't be an issue at all when I wake up tomorrow. 


I'll just have a kale salad for dinner. No dressing. Kale has superpowers and will fill me up for the next six hours. I most definitely will not be ordering late night pizza in shame. Nope. 


I don't need to wash my hair. This dry shampoo is going to make it look like I spent three hours fixing my hair this morning, and I got to sleep in. Boom. 


I can quit coffee anytime I want to. Diet Coke? I could give that up.


Taking a Netflix break will definitely inspire me to work hard for the rest of the day. Just one episode. 


I can totally rock this trendy, very unlike me look. Kimono? Baggy jeans? Done and done. I look fantastic. I do look fantastic, right? 


My mom will totally give me an unbiased opinion about whether or not I look fantastic in said trends.  I'll just text her a pic real quick for a completely honest answer. 


I will be so happy with my decision to chop all my hair off. #NOREGRETS. 


This juice cleanse will make me feel so healthy. I love fruit and lemonade, there's no way this could go wrong!


What are some other lies we tell ourselves?

54 comments:

  1. hahaha YESS!!! I chopped my hair off back in May and it is taking forever to grow back! I miss my hair so much! This is a great post!

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  2. bahaha this is fantastic. Agree 100% with all of them.

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  3. Yes to all! The chopping all my hair off one really rang true to me since I just did that. #noregrets

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  4. omg yes to all of these! the kale one is me every time I think it's a good idea to just bring a salad for lunch. Leads to an Auntie Anne's pretzel run every. time.

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  5. bahaha yep. so accurate. i am currently experiencing the diet coke one. in that, i'm currently drinking one.

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  6. I WAS HAPPY I CHOPPED MY HAIR OFF. haha. Although asymmetrical is proving to be tricky...

    all the others though... true life.

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  7. Hahaha! Yes to every last one of these things!!! Love it!

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  8. Love it! I always tell myself "these heels won't hurt my feet." Biggest lie ever!

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  9. This his hilarious! And sooo true! Especially the Netflix break.... just one episode... as if! haha

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  10. Hahahaha this was so good! I tell myself that coffee lie all the time. Today will be the last day I go to Starbucks...until tomorrow.

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  11. "Why get that clunky, heavy duty cell phone case that will totally protect my phone when I can get this extremely flimsy one that has adorable OWLS on it?" (Okay...just me?)

    Seriously, though. I love all of these. Needed the laughter that I got from reading this post!

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  12. Great post! And I love me some Ryan Gosling gifs!!!

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  13. SO HILARIOUS!!!!! hahaha! Perfect gifs!

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  14. OMG best post I've read all day! Hahahaha! I am dying at my desk right now. Thanks for the laughs :)

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  15. These are so accurate! ESP about sleeping in a bun. whyy do we tell ourselves these lies?? *high five* for awesomness!

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  16. This was hilarious!!! Love the office gifs!!

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  17. Yes to the hair one, it never fails that every time I get the nerve up to chop it off I regret it immediately.

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  18. Oh my gosh, hilarious girl. Yup, baggy jeans made my cringe on myself. Buns and bed time are always a disaster for me!

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  19. oh my gosh i am dying by reading this post so so so true!

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  20. This is hilarious and just made my day! Every girl ever is right. :)

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  21. hahahah! I always push my hair that one day beyond when I should with the dry shampoo.

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  22. I'm actually cracking up - love the dry shampoo one haha!

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  23. Oh these are so funny!

    The lie I tell myself every day is that if I just put on a little concealer, no one will ever notice that zit on my chin!

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  24. I definitely lie about the wet hair at night and the dry shampoo trick, when will I ever learn???? I also lie to myself about shopping less and only buying quality items. Oops!

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  25. This is great!! And all of your gifs are spot on! These are definitely all true!

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  26. Hahaha this is so awesome and so true!! I love all your gifs that go along with this :)

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  27. Love all of these and the gifs that accompany them, the biggest one for me is, I'll remember this, I don't need to write it down. Riiiiight.

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  28. SO true! I decided at one point in high school to chop my hair off AND dye it almost black at the same time. Yeah I definitely didn't regret that decision at all...

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  29. holy cow you spoke to me with this one. i was like an hour away from chopping my hair lately and i'm glad i didn't. always regret! xo

    cheshirekatblog.com

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  30. this is seriously hilarious! why do we do this to ourselves? lol

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  31. this is hilarious! but i am totally going strong on 9 days without diet coke! haha :)

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  32. Ha! Oh that first one... how long have I been shaving now? Literally took me until a few months ago to learn I should probably invest in a nice razor. Deeefinitely doing the dry shampoo thing today and it's not going well already!

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  33. This is hilarious! Every single one had me shaking my head in agreement. Bwahaha!

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  34. You just wrote a post that is 110% true and even more amazing! Loved it all!!!!

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  35. Ha! So true. I always regret big hair decisions.

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  36. I finally just bought your book!! I've been waiting for some free time to read it but I'm an English major so I have 0% free time. But guess what? I'm going to read it anyways because I love you and I love this blog!

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  37. Haha I can relate to all of these! Loved this post!!
    I have just started my own blog and would love if you could check it out! x

    http://em-loves-reading.blogspot.co.uk/

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  38. Truer words were never spoken!

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  39. So so true! Awesome post!
    New follower :)
    Missie @ A Flurry of Ponderings

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  40. oh man.. with netflix you can never stop!!

    i try not to have a midnight snack.. and then jacob laughs at me because he knows if i resist the urge.. i will be eating a 5 course meal at 3AM.

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  41. Yes Yes Yes!! Dry shampoo is like that fake friend "yah girl, you look great", LIAR! And usually that 'one episode' of Netflix turns into a late night for me. Hence the reason for sleeping in and the use of dry shampoo!!

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  42. Like I wish you could see the result of me sleeping with my hair in a bun last night. Heinous. And now I have to start all over again. #storyofmylife

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  43. hahahaha i am dying! so true! and all these gifs are amazing aaamazing!

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  44. This cracks me up. How true all of this is! I LOVE it!

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  45. Hahahahaha! LOVE this post! So many of them are spot on! I must say I love my dry shampoo days though. It tames my huge curly head. Thanks for sharing!

    ahoykate.com

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  46. haha YES. All these lies, all the time

    #noregrets

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  47. Your blog is so wonderful. Funny and heartfelt, keep doing your writer thing, girl! xoxo

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